Foxhunting vs. Golf:
- With golf, you’re likely to spend more time engaged in the sport than you are getting ready for and cleaning up after the sport.
- Golf bags never refuse to get in the car trunk.
- Golf cart wheels don’t get abscesses.
- Golf clubs don’t get fat and out of shape if they’re not used for several months.
- You can play a round alone without fear that your golf cart might dump you off and run away.
- You can wear your golf clothes off the golf course and not look like you’ve just stepped out an Oscar Wilde play.
- There are no “Golf Ball Rights” groups campaigning for an end to violence against golf balls.
- Golf is played when the seasons are most conducive, not when crop cycles and wildlife breeding patterns dictate.
- When golfers get together, they compare scores, club brands, and favorite courses. When foxhunters get together, they compare fractures, concussions, and joint replacements.
